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Old 03-23-2008, 07:11 AM   #76
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Hey I'm not saying that this inst funny but you know it is 100% fake.
The tattoo might be real but the face defiantly is fake.
I take it you're an expert of photography now? May I ask, why is it, in your opinion, fake?
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I take it you're an expert of photography now? May I ask, why is it, in your opinion, fake?
If that's waiting at the door with a cold beer after work let me be the first to say ' I don't care what bit's fake!!!!'
P.S. Rammy over the result last night, looks grim. But looking to get another plane this week if the price is right so all may be good.
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I take it you're an expert of photography now? May I ask, why is it, in your opinion, fake?
Ok look her right cheek and you see how it is a little bit bulged it is bigger than her right this is a result of placing ones face over another
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He's no expert. Justin, don't complain. Just enjoi.
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Ok look her right cheek and you see how it is a little bit bulged it is bigger than her right this is a result of placing ones face over another

Actually, it's real and it's the result of light and the photographers location that make it look that way.
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Re: Too Funny!

OK guys - this is SUPPOSED to be a light-hearted humour thread to brighten up a few people's days out there...

Lecture over - today's "too funny" is dedicated to Emil

The Sub Prime Crisis


The sub-prime crisis has hit Japanese banks hard.

Origami Bank has folded.

Sumo Bank has gone belly up.

Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut many of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended
after they nose-dived.

While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared
that staff may get a raw deal.
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Back on track....

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how to marshall a C-130

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Re: Too Funny!

Now that was funny
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I got this 'screen cleaner' by e-mail, glad I still have it in my bookmarks. Click on the link below if you need to wipe the dust off your screen. Warning : Use at your own risk!
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Re: Too Funny!

A Glasgow guy walks into the local benefits office to pick up his cheque. He goes straight
up to the counter and says,

'You know, I hate living off the dole, week after week. I'd really like to get a job.'

The social worker behind the counter looks him up and down and then says,

'Actually, your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very rich old guy from Newton Mearns who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his daughter.
You have to drive her around in his Bentley Continental.

Because of the long hours, all your meals will be paid for. You'll also be expected
to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.. Don't worry. I saw her this morning when she came in here with him. She's a cracker.

And, there's a rent-free, two-bedroom, furnished flat with plasma TV,
music system, fully-stocked bar, that will be yours for as long as you keep the job.
The salary is 200,000 a year.

This last wee bit is kind of difficult to say but, as part of your job assignment, you'll also have to satisfy the daughter's sexual urges;
she's in her mid-20's and has a very strong sex drive.


The guy is completely gob-smacked and says, ' You're takin' the pish pal!'....


The social worker says, 'Aye, ........but you started it.'
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Re: Too Funny!

Three Australians and three Maori's are travelling by train to a
Rugby match at the World Cup in England. At the station, the three
Aussies each buy a ticket and watch as the three Maori's buy just one
ticket between them.

"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks
one of the Aussies. "Watch and learn bro," answers one of the Maori's

They all board the train. The Aussies take their respective seats
but all three Maori's cram into a toilet and close the door behind them.

Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around
collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket
please."

The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket
in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The Aussies see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after
the game, they decide to copy the Maori's on the return trip and save
some money (being clever with money, and all that).

When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the
return trip. To their astonishment, the Maori's don't buy a ticket at
all!!

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed
Aussie.

"Watch and learn bro ," answers a Maori ..

When they board the train the three Aussies cram into a toilet and
soon after the three Maori's cram into another nearby. The train
departs.

Shortly afterwards, one of the Maori's leaves the toilet and walks
over to the toilet where the Aussies are hiding. He knocks on the door
and says, "Ticket please."
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Re: Too Funny!

Food for thought....,





Subject: Fw: Mechanic vs. Pilot

Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one. After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a 'gripe sheet,' which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft.

The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.

Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humour. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.

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P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.

P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right..

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

And the best one for last..................

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.

Just sent this not sure if posted before but worth a giggle,,


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funny stuff, that brightend my day after a crappy few hours of summer school.
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