Air Hostesses - Page 5

Yasuhiro Koto · 05-11-2007, 03:42 PM

Last year there was a new girl in my travel agency - she asked if I wanted my Tokyo flight on Air Canada or Japan Airlines. I responded with JAL, of course, and she asked me why. Well, other than my frequent flyer card on JAL, the food is better, the service is better and the flight attendants are all young, pretty females - on Air Canada, they tend to be old French speaking women with a bad attitude or gay men (in my personal opinion, of course). No comparison for me - always JAL!

Captain Wahoo · 05-11-2007, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Yasuhiro Koto

Last year there was a new girl in my travel agency - she asked if I wanted my Tokyo flight on Air Canada or Japan Airlines. I responded with JAL, of course, and she asked me why. Well, other than my frequent flyer card on JAL, the food is better, the service is better and the flight attendants are all young, pretty females - on Air Canada, they tend to be old French speaking women with a bad attitude or gay men (in my personal opinion, of course). No comparison for me - always JAL!

That's good!

Remind me not to fly Air Canada!!!

Chard · 05-11-2007, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Yasuhiro Koto

Last year there was a new girl in my travel agency - she asked if I wanted my Tokyo flight on Air Canada or Japan Airlines. I responded with JAL, of course, and she asked me why. Well, other than my frequent flyer card on JAL, the food is better, the service is better and the flight attendants are all young, pretty females - on Air Canada, they tend to be old French speaking women with a bad attitude or gay men (in my personal opinion, of course). No comparison for me - always JAL!

JAL of course for the reason's your giving. You put me off Air canada.

flyingdoc · 05-12-2007, 05:38 AM

Another pic from yesteryear

Eherran · 05-12-2007, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by flyingdoc

Another pic from yesteryear

I'll take the two Ts.

flyingdoc · 05-12-2007, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Eherran

I'll take the two Ts.

You've reminded me (again) of the classic Kenny Everett sketch with Sid Snot relating his purchasing a cup of tea from a buxom lass in a caravan.

When asked if he wanted sugar, Sid replied 2 lumps please, whereupon the lass reached into her cleavage and deposited 2 sugar cubes into the cup of tea.

She then asked "Milk?" to which he replied "You wouldn't dare"!!!!

Eherran · 05-12-2007, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by flyingdoc

You've reminded me (again) of the classic Kenny Everett sketch with Sid Snot relating his purchasing a cup of tea from a buxom lass in a caravan.

When asked if he wanted sugar, Sid replied 2 lumps please, whereupon the lass reached into her cleavage and deposited 2 sugar cubes into the cup of tea.

She then asked "Milk?" to which he replied "You wouldn't dare"!!!!

Great stuff! I've seen that skit and many variations on it through the years.

flyingdoc · 05-13-2007, 01:00 AM

Some more pics for Furry and the other connoisseurs

furryforest · 05-13-2007, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by flyingdoc

Some more pics for Furry and the other connoisseurs

Mmmmm-i approve

Eherran · 05-13-2007, 12:25 PM

I think we should all pitch in and charter a Singapore flight, destination is irrelevant, they could just fly around in circles for a few hours. I'm thinking a ratio of 1:1 hostesses to Wings900 members. We pick the uniforms (or lack thereof) and Furry can pick the footwear. I'm in and I'm sure Doc, Furry, Wahoo, Darren, Kevin and a whole mess of other questionable charcters will join us on this memorable flight as well.

furryforest · 05-13-2007, 01:32 PM

Where do i sign?!

Reg the Caterpillar · 05-13-2007, 02:00 PM

Holy bollocks, how have I missed this thread over the past few months.

I know I've only just joined but had I discovered it in my previous lurking existance I might have joined earlier

Anyway, I can vouch for the Singapore girls. My only trip was twenty years ago but they are still indelebly fixed in my memory. Doc's list is interesting, though, as I'm sure some of the hosties were male. But not too many, thankfully

I also agree with Yasuhiro about Air Canada hosties

So it is a big thumbs up for the asian carriers and their policies of knowing exactly what the passenger is looking for in a flight attendant - TOP TOTTY!!!

Captain Wahoo · 05-13-2007, 06:05 PM

Do they take credit card?

Eherran · 05-13-2007, 10:05 PM

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Do they take credit card?

We'll just sign I.O.U.s, our credit is good! I was also thinking, we could just simply put it on Flyingdoc's expense account. The way hospitals bill, they would never notice an extra few hundred thousand dollars.

kardar757 · 05-13-2007, 11:41 PM

My future x wife...

05-11-2007, 03:42 PM	#61
Yasuhiro Koto Earning My Wings Join Date: Aug 2006 Age: 42 Posts: 11	Re: Air Hostesses Last year there was a new girl in my travel agency - she asked if I wanted my Tokyo flight on Air Canada or Japan Airlines. I responded with JAL, of course, and she asked me why. Well, other than my frequent flyer card on JAL, the food is better, the service is better and the flight attendants are all young, pretty females - on Air Canada, they tend to be old French speaking women with a bad attitude or gay men (in my personal opinion, of course). No comparison for me - always JAL!

05-12-2007, 05:38 AM	#64
flyingdoc Operations Director Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 48 Posts: 6,519	Re: Air Hostesses Another pic from yesteryear __________________

05-13-2007, 01:00 AM	#68
flyingdoc Operations Director Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 48 Posts: 6,519	Re: Air Hostesses Some more pics for Furry and the other connoisseurs __________________

05-13-2007, 12:25 PM	#70
Eherran ATP Captain Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Friendsville, Tennessee Age: 45 Posts: 2,867	Re: Air Hostesses I think we should all pitch in and charter a Singapore flight, destination is irrelevant, they could just fly around in circles for a few hours. I'm thinking a ratio of 1:1 hostesses to Wings900 members. We pick the uniforms (or lack thereof) and Furry can pick the footwear. I'm in and I'm sure Doc, Furry, Wahoo, Darren, Kevin and a whole mess of other questionable charcters will join us on this memorable flight as well. __________________

05-13-2007, 01:32 PM	#71
furryforest Operations Director Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Northern Ireland, UK Age: 31 Posts: 6,165	Re: Air Hostesses Where do i sign?! __________________ I swear to drunk i'm not God

05-13-2007, 02:00 PM	#72
Reg the Caterpillar RJ First Officer Join Date: May 2007 Location: Troon, Scotland Posts: 373	Re: Air Hostesses Holy bollocks, how have I missed this thread over the past few months. I know I've only just joined but had I discovered it in my previous lurking existance I might have joined earlier Anyway, I can vouch for the Singapore girls. My only trip was twenty years ago but they are still indelebly fixed in my memory. Doc's list is interesting, though, as I'm sure some of the hosties were male. But not too many, thankfully I also agree with Yasuhiro about Air Canada hosties So it is a big thumbs up for the asian carriers and their policies of knowing exactly what the passenger is looking for in a flight attendant - TOP TOTTY!!!

05-13-2007, 06:05 PM	#73
Captain Wahoo Operations Director Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Marquette, MI 49855 Age: 48 Posts: 9,022	Re: Air Hostesses Do they take credit card? __________________ If you love something let it go, if it doesn't come back, track it down and kill it.

05-13-2007, 11:41 PM	#75
kardar757 Southwest Airlines Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Enfield, Ct Age: 41 Posts: 2,244	Re: Air Hostesses My future x wife... __________________ _____________________________________ *Chesapeake International Airport (KCPK)*

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