Air Hostesses - Page 21

flyingdoc · 08-27-2007, 04:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Captain Wahoo

Can I tell flight attendant stories here? I should have a few. I did fly for American Eagle you know.

I'm counting on it Cap!!!

flyingdoc · 08-28-2007, 06:58 AM

Silk Air Airlines

A340-600 · 08-28-2007, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by flyingdoc

Flugbegleiterung GERMANWINGS

Small mistake you say "Flugbegleiter" not Flugbegleiterung!

But hey, nobody is perfect!

flyingdoc · 08-28-2007, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by A340-600

Small mistake you say "Flugbegleiter" not Flugbegleiterung!

But hey, nobody is perfect!

'Specially not me and Mein Deutsch ist Schlecht!! Thanks for the tip!

Captain Wahoo · 08-28-2007, 11:11 PM

DING! (Flight attendant call button)

(Captain Wahoo) "Hello Julie!"
(F/A Julie) "Hi Captain, did you guys want a drink up there?"
(Captain Wahoo) "Yeah sure, I'll take a Coke and could you bring me a bag of peanuts too?"
(F/A Julie) "Ok, Frank did you want anything?"
(F/O Frank) "I'll have the same thing Brian's having, can't go wrong having whatever the captain's having right?"
DING! (Captain Wahoo flicks on the annunciator panel test switch)
(Captain Wahoo) "Oh hey Julie! We just got a "speed of heat" light up here. We're gonna need you to check each window to see if it's hot. These ATR's go pretty fast at 25,000 feet and sometimes we can exceed the speed of heat."
(F/A Julie) "Is it anything serious?"
(F/O Frank) He's trying to laugh without being heard.
(Captain Wahoo) "No we just have to see if the windows are getting hot, if they are we'll need to slow down a little. So on your way up just reach over and touch each window and then you could tell us if the feel hot."
(F/A Julie) "Ummm...ok."

F/O Frank makes his way back to the cabin/cockpit door to peak through the peephole. He sees F/A Julie reaching across each passenger touching the window then shaking her head "No".

F/O Frank comes back and sits down laughing so hard he can barely see straight. F/A Julie comes up to the cockpit with our sodas and peanuts. The rookie F/A says...

(F/A Julie) "All the windows were cool."
(Captain Wahoo) "Oh that's good. Yeah the light went out as you were coming up here."

When we were on break in the crew lounge in Chicago, F/A Julie was talking to one of her friends who is a more senior F/A and tells her about the "Speed of heat" light and having to check all the windows. Her friend laughs and said..."There is no such thing as a "Speed of heat" light!"

I got a nice slap from my rookie F/A that day!

flyingdoc · 08-28-2007, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain Wahoo

I got a nice slap from my rookie F/A that day!

You probably desrved that one Cap!!

I wish I had been one of the passengers that day. Tell me, was she the sort you would want leaning over you? You gotta illustrate some of these stories!

flyingdoc · 08-29-2007, 11:08 AM

Air Hostess Behaving Badly?

Here's a less happy story:

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?se...cal&id=5472927

flyingdoc · 08-29-2007, 11:12 AM

... and a pic for the Faithful - Air China

Captain Wahoo · 08-29-2007, 04:38 PM

I remember we had a male F/A who used to have perfect hair and used to pinch his cheeks to give them a "glow". All the ladies used to hit on him he used to tell us, but he wasn't interested. Hmmm...

furryforest · 08-29-2007, 05:13 PM

Nice story there Cap

flyingdoc · 08-29-2007, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain Wahoo

I remember we had a male F/A who used to have perfect hair and used to pinch his cheeks to give them a "glow". All the ladies used to hit on him he used to tell us, but he wasn't interested. Hmmm...

From the looks of your new signature the world has another great philosopher... Socrates, Plato, Descartes, Nietszche, Wahoo - real Who's Who of thinking men's men.

Captain Wahoo · 08-29-2007, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by flyingdoc

From the looks of your new signature the world has another great philosopher... Socrates, Plato, Descartes, Nietszche, Wahoo - real Who's Who of thinking men's men.

You think so?

When I flew the Shorts 360 as an F/O I learned that when the captain opened his side window just a little it provided a pressure bump in the back. Remember the Shorts 360 is an unpressurized aircraft.

We had a male flight attendant one time and we weren't real thrilled he was flying our trip. In an effort to get someone else, hopefully a female, my captain would lift the handle and just slightly open his window every so often. We got a call from our flight attendant during the flight that he was starting to get air sick and we should call ahead on the company radio to get a new flight attendant. We did get a new F/A. It was another male F/A.

a_loser · 08-29-2007, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain Wahoo

You think so?

When I flew the Shorts 360 as an F/O I learned that when the captain opened his side window just a little it provided a pressure bump in the back. Remember the Shorts 360 is an unpressurized aircraft.

We had a male flight attendant one time and we weren't real thrilled he was flying our trip. In an effort to get someone else, hopefully a female, my captain would lift the handle and just slightly open his window every so often. We got a call from our flight attendant during the flight that he was starting to get air sick and we should call ahead on the company radio to get a new flight attendant. We did get a new F/A. It was another male F/A.

That's absolutely hilarious

Oh right, I probably shouldn't be laughing - but I think that your story is absolutely hilarious

Sorry for laughing...

flyingdoc · 08-30-2007, 12:01 AM

Ha ha ha!! Serves you right but it was worth a shot.

I need you to post a pic of a Simmons Airlines hostie as I cannot find any. I have got a couple of American Eagle but not very appetizing I'm afraid.

flyingdoc · 08-30-2007, 09:01 AM

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08-28-2007, 06:58 AM	#302
flyingdoc Operations Director Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 48 Posts: 6,519	Re: Air Hostesses Silk Air Airlines __________________

08-28-2007, 11:11 PM	#305
Captain Wahoo Operations Director Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Marquette, MI 49855 Age: 48 Posts: 9,022	Re: Air Hostesses DING! (Flight attendant call button) (Captain Wahoo) "Hello Julie!" (F/A Julie) "Hi Captain, did you guys want a drink up there?" (Captain Wahoo) "Yeah sure, I'll take a Coke and could you bring me a bag of peanuts too?" (F/A Julie) "Ok, Frank did you want anything?" (F/O Frank) "I'll have the same thing Brian's having, can't go wrong having whatever the captain's having right?" DING! (Captain Wahoo flicks on the annunciator panel test switch) (Captain Wahoo) "Oh hey Julie! We just got a "speed of heat" light up here. We're gonna need you to check each window to see if it's hot. These ATR's go pretty fast at 25,000 feet and sometimes we can exceed the speed of heat." (F/A Julie) "Is it anything serious?" (F/O Frank) He's trying to laugh without being heard. (Captain Wahoo) "No we just have to see if the windows are getting hot, if they are we'll need to slow down a little. So on your way up just reach over and touch each window and then you could tell us if the feel hot." (F/A Julie) "Ummm...ok." F/O Frank makes his way back to the cabin/cockpit door to peak through the peephole. He sees F/A Julie reaching across each passenger touching the window then shaking her head "No". F/O Frank comes back and sits down laughing so hard he can barely see straight. F/A Julie comes up to the cockpit with our sodas and peanuts. The rookie F/A says... (F/A Julie) "All the windows were cool." (Captain Wahoo) "Oh that's good. Yeah the light went out as you were coming up here." When we were on break in the crew lounge in Chicago, F/A Julie was talking to one of her friends who is a more senior F/A and tells her about the "Speed of heat" light and having to check all the windows. Her friend laughs and said..."There is no such thing as a "Speed of heat" light!" I got a nice slap from my rookie F/A that day! __________________ If you love something let it go, if it doesn't come back, track it down and kill it.

08-29-2007, 11:08 AM	#307
flyingdoc Operations Director Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 48 Posts: 6,519	Re: Air Hostesses Air Hostess Behaving Badly? Here's a less happy story: http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?se...cal&id=5472927 __________________

08-29-2007, 11:12 AM	#308
flyingdoc Operations Director Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 48 Posts: 6,519	Re: Air Hostesses ... and a pic for the Faithful - Air China __________________

08-29-2007, 04:38 PM	#309
Captain Wahoo Operations Director Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Marquette, MI 49855 Age: 48 Posts: 9,022	Re: Air Hostesses I remember we had a male F/A who used to have perfect hair and used to pinch his cheeks to give them a "glow". All the ladies used to hit on him he used to tell us, but he wasn't interested. Hmmm... __________________ If you love something let it go, if it doesn't come back, track it down and kill it.

08-29-2007, 05:13 PM	#310
furryforest Operations Director Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Northern Ireland, UK Age: 31 Posts: 6,165	Re: Air Hostesses Nice story there Cap __________________ I swear to drunk i'm not God

08-30-2007, 12:01 AM	#314
flyingdoc Operations Director Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 48 Posts: 6,519	Re: Air Hostesses Ha ha ha!! Serves you right but it was worth a shot. I need you to post a pic of a Simmons Airlines hostie as I cannot find any. I have got a couple of American Eagle but not very appetizing I'm afraid. __________________

08-30-2007, 09:01 AM	#315
flyingdoc Operations Director Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 48 Posts: 6,519	Re: Air Hostesses Qatar Hostie __________________

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