flyingdoc

I'm coming to the launch! I'm sure it would be intreresting to see who else would be there!

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furryforest

There are certain things that aren't negotiable-FMB's are it! She doesn't wear-she can find herself another man!

Would this book launch be in conjunction with the other book "50 top tips for survivng marriage"

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flyingdoc

Uh huh.. I got a sneak preview. It starts with a new set of rules. Here's a sample:

Rules For Guys
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!

Please note ... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, other women or cars.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

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Eherran

It will be a series of self-help books dealing with various female related topics. There will be pictures and the chapters will be kept short and to the point. I'm currently negotiating with the Doc, so he can write a few chapters. Perhaps you want to collaborate on the drinking and chicks chapter?

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furryforest

Well Doc when i finally stopped laughing and could type straight-i sent that onto my other half-at the bottom of the email in very small print i've named you as responsible and left your email address. I think she's mid decorating so expect an email anytime soon!

lol-the drink bit i may be able to advise on....the women.....i'm a lost cause-i'm like that kid who finds a sharp thing-"don't touch!" We all know how that story ends

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flyingdoc

I never flew Brannif in the '70's but after seeing these pics, I wish I had...



Oh for the days of Coffee, Tea, or me?

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furryforest

I just wished i'd been around in the 70's!

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Eherran

Here you go Furry:

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flyingdoc

That is sensational! Did they have matching uniforms to go with the other colored liveries!!

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Eherran

You should have seen their uniforms when the airplanes were unpainted.

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flyingdoc

Not to be outdone - here are some pics of what PSA stewardesses were wearing in the 1970's.



Even in the 60's they were lookin' good...


No wonder those planes were smiling!!!

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(yes, I know that's not an original PSA plane - it's a US Airways that was painted retro in the old PSA colors last year. Too bad they didn't re-introduce the old uniforms to go with it!
... although the average age of flight attendants on the last few US domestic flights I've been on has been about 55, so perhaps it's better they don't)

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Captain Wahoo

Those are great Doc! What happy memories!

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If you love something let it go, if it doesn't come back, track it down and kill it.

furryforest

F-i-n-d-i-n-g I-t H-a-r-d T-o T-y-p-e T-h-a-n-k-s E-m-i-l!

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flyingdoc

Well, even though Furry may need a defibrillator, here are some more ads to keep you smiling.

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